Momo Fali's: Random Realizations: Summer Edition

Friday, July 9, 2010

Random Realizations: Summer Edition

1. When it's almost 100 degrees and your son wants to walk around wearing nothing but underwear all day, you might just let him.

2. And, you might join him.

3. Which can be awkward when the Fed Ex guy rings your doorbell.

4. The row of zits across your hairline caused by perpetual sweat beads will try hard to outdo the mosquito bite on your forehead.

5. Then you may find yourself wishing you still had bangs.

6. Two panting dogs can make a real mess.

7. It's possible to drink 10 glasses of ice water in a day and still feel like there is sand in your mouth.

8. When it's time to leave your son's baseball game and you see everyone stand up and do a little shimmy, you may think they're dancing.

9. But, they're really just trying to dry out their crotches.

Labels: Creature Features, Ramblings, Random Realizations, Sports Shorts

# posted by Momo Fali : 8:28 AM

Comments:

How are you sweating? You're so cool you shouldn't be affected by the heat.

# posted by

WeaselMomma : July 9, 2010 at 8:56 AM

#9 is dead on the money! LOL

# posted by

Unknown : July 9, 2010 at 9:18 AM

-->It's HOT in Virginia too. Feels like walking outside into a blow dryer set on at high. Although if I had to pick, I'd go with heat index over wind chill any day. Less clothing involved.
~deb

# posted by

Deb : July 9, 2010 at 9:31 AM

102 on my car thermometer yesterday...I'm over it already.

I don't miss my bangs at all.

UP

# posted by

UP : July 9, 2010 at 9:40 AM

I know that summer shimmy all too well, lol.

# posted by

Quirky Jessi : July 9, 2010 at 11:35 AM

I never think God really hates us, but sweaty summer crotch makes me rather positive that He gets a few giggles out of being an A-Hole once in a while.

# posted by

mamacomedy : July 9, 2010 at 11:39 AM

Some days I think I drink gallons of water! I can't get enough. So hot!

# posted by

Andrea : July 9, 2010 at 12:48 PM

I'm sensing a theme here.

What's your address again?? LOL

getting some odd visuals!

:)

# posted by

Oscar : July 9, 2010 at 2:29 PM

Lucky fed ex man, hey!!

# posted by

Spencer Park : July 9, 2010 at 3:21 PM

So I gather it's hot where you live. :)

# posted by

And I'll Raise You 5 : July 9, 2010 at 11:34 PM

LOL - We had baseball today too... and YES... WE ALL DID THE SHIMMY!!!

# posted by

Davina : July 10, 2010 at 4:44 PM

I think my fedex guy has seen me naked. We live in Hawaii. It's hot here all the time. Thus we are naked all the time. Well, not completely naked.

# posted by

Jamie : July 11, 2010 at 3:27 AM

I think our homeowner's association would have to write addenda to the bylaws if I ever got the notion to walk around the house in my skivvies. Some of our front windows are only translucent.

Hope things cool down there!d

# posted by

Tom : July 11, 2010 at 6:53 PM

The worst thing about #7 is having to pee 10 times a day to get rid of all that water, and you're STILL thirsty!

And um, yeah. I can relate to #9.

# posted by

Table4Five : July 11, 2010 at 8:51 PM

lol, we gave in and got a window unit. :)

# posted by

DarkWing : July 11, 2010 at 9:33 PM

Yeah, its been BRUTAL in NJ too. I totally feel you on number 7!

# posted by

meleah rebeccah : July 12, 2010 at 7:09 PM

I've never been brave enough to walk around the house in my underwear in the daytime. Kudos to you. I'm sure the FedEx guy loved it.

I've given up on the heat. I just stay in the A/C.

# posted by

SurprisedMom : July 13, 2010 at 1:42 AM

Every summer I realize I should have added some insulation in the attic because the elecric bill is killing me. Stupid Entergy! And like all the others have said you were dead on with the shimmy. Great thoughts.

# posted by

Otter Thomas : July 13, 2010 at 3:34 PM

Ha! My number six would be "so you just go cut some"!

# posted by

millicent : July 21, 2010 at 10:52 PM

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