Momo Fali's: Things I Said Yesterday

Friday, October 23, 2009

Things I Said Yesterday

To my son:

"Maybe if you would have gone to the bathroom when I told you to, I wouldn't be standing in the shower holding your piece of cheese and trying to wash my hair one-handed!"

"Is that stain on your jacket from when you threw up phlegm at recess or is it a blood stain from yesterday's loose tooth?"

"Hurry up and go poop!"

To the puppy:

"Get your butt off my new throw pillow!"

"Get your butt off my laptop!"

"Hurry up and go poop!"

To my daughter:

"The puppy ate your soccer ball."

To a newly purchased cleaning product:

"Your bottle says 'streak-free shine'. You are not streak-free shining."

To the television:

"Wow. Rick Springfield has had some work done."

To my husband, when he asked me suggestively what was for dessert:

"Chocolate chip cookies."

Labels: A Day in the Life, Creature Features, Family Life, Ramblings, Shameless Statements, Things I Said

# posted by Momo Fali : 7:03 AM

Comments:

Rick Springfield? Where? Point me in the right direction! I always have and always will have a HUGE crush on that man!

# posted by

terri : October 23, 2009 at 9:12 AM

LOL
you make dessert! My poor family is getting ripped off!

# posted by

Unknown : October 23, 2009 at 9:24 AM

Seriously - some one needs to clue Rick into the fact that being able to move your face a LITTLE is a good thing!

# posted by

Maureen Fitzgerald : October 23, 2009 at 9:55 AM

At least the puppy wasn't eating your new throw pillow. But I bet that soccer ball is going to clog things up.

# posted by

Everyday Goddess : October 23, 2009 at 10:05 AM

-->HA! I hear my mother coming out a few times a week and it's scary!

# posted by

Deb : October 23, 2009 at 10:16 AM

Rick Springfield should've left well enough alone. Men should just avoid the knife.

# posted by

Carolyn...Online : October 23, 2009 at 10:36 AM

No question where your son gets his humor Momo ;)

# posted by

Jaina : October 23, 2009 at 10:55 AM

It never ceases to amaze me how children can inspire the oddest responses from us as parents. Such as one I used toward my five-year-old just a few weeks ago: "put down the gun and dance already!"

We inherit insanity from our children. It's true.

# posted by

Tom : October 23, 2009 at 1:19 PM

Sounds like life at my house. C'ept no chocolate cookies

# posted by

Oscar : October 23, 2009 at 1:22 PM

SOunds like everythings in order and you have a handle on things.

# posted by

Surfer Jay : October 23, 2009 at 2:03 PM

I bought that same exact streak free shine b.s. and it really does not work!

Love the post!

# posted by

ZDub : October 23, 2009 at 2:23 PM

Love it...especially the last one! lol!

# posted by

anya : October 23, 2009 at 2:29 PM

While you might have said all these things in absolute seriousness, I am laughing hysterically.
Chocolate chip cookies? My favorite!
So glad you also talk to animals and inanimate objects. I feel normal now.

# posted by

SurprisedMom : October 23, 2009 at 3:13 PM

Why were you holding his cheese? And how sad is it that the fact you ARE holding his cheese is more disturbing to me than the fact that he peed on you?

# posted by

Kori : October 23, 2009 at 5:35 PM

just really glad the answer to the last inquery was not, "hurry up and go poop!" that would have been strange.

# posted by

Corey~living and loving : October 23, 2009 at 5:46 PM

Whoa, Kori! Just to clarify, he didn't pee on me! He came in the bathroom while I was taking a shower and didn't know what to do with the piece of cheese he was eating so I held it for him.

# posted by

Momo Fali : October 23, 2009 at 5:55 PM

LOL--I was watching an old Nancy Drew and Rick Springfield was Ned---good to see he hasn't aged much ;)

# posted by

Miss Lisa : October 23, 2009 at 6:19 PM

So how were the cookies?

# posted by

Irish Gumbo : October 23, 2009 at 9:09 PM

Ah crap. Now I want cookies. Or maybe I just need to go poop.

# posted by

Aunt Juicebox : October 23, 2009 at 9:34 PM

Oh - I read the first one all wrong! I'm glad you had to clarify to Kori, because I thought you were calling his penis his "piece of cheese" (of course I thought, "that isn't like her to call it that and how do I not know she would call it THAT?)! I missed that YOU were holding the cheese, and I was wondering why on Earth HE was washing YOUR hair (one-armed)!

Rick ... yeah ... hmmm ... he should have just let it go. Little too tight.

Chocolate chip cookies are in my oven as I read this post. And that isn't suggestive.

# posted by

Bean : October 23, 2009 at 10:22 PM

Dude, your commenters are twisted and heeeeelarious.

penis?

cheese?

need to poop?

I need to hang out here more often.

And why do I talk to the TV so much? I'm getting old. I'm turning into my mom, Momo.

# posted by

Anonymous : October 23, 2009 at 11:27 PM

Only a Mother!
Off to google Rick Springfield...

# posted by

Putting the FUN in DysFUNctional : October 24, 2009 at 1:35 AM

hilarious. I have many, many of those "did I just have to say that?" moments. you also reminded me why I am so not ready to have a dog.

# posted by

Heather : October 24, 2009 at 9:31 PM

cookies! Ha!

# posted by

Millicent : October 24, 2009 at 10:24 PM

The cheese/hairwashing/bathroom one definitely stirred a lot of discussion. Makes sense to me, though. I think I've done that to my wife with a peanut butter sandwich(just joking) LOL. -Jason

# posted by

The Devoted Dad : October 25, 2009 at 10:35 PM

I love this post!!

# posted by

mrsmouthy : October 26, 2009 at 7:22 PM

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