Momo Fali's: My Dogs

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

My Dogs

This is Blue. She is 11 years old and weighs 65 pounds.

She likes to bark at the mailman.

This is Daisy. She is six months old and weighs 55 pounds. She likes to sneak up and pounce on people, and on 11 year old dogs.

Blue hates Daisy.

And, because I spend my entire day yelling, "Dogs! I mean it! Quit your fighting!" I think I need to buy this shirt.

Labels: Creature Features

# posted by Momo Fali : 8:11 AM

Comments:

i concur, and would like to throw in my 85 lb labrador, red.... but he has a tendency to lick his ass. :)

good times.

# posted by

My Bottle's Up! : August 5, 2009 at 8:56 AM

That's excellent, but I think you should get the tube top version.

# posted by

WeaselMomma : August 5, 2009 at 9:00 AM

Holy hell. Did Daisy walk away with her fact intact after that exchange with Satan? Oops, I mean Blue.

# posted by

Junk Drawer Kathy : August 5, 2009 at 9:06 AM

I meant FACE INTACT. Ugh. Need coffee.

# posted by

Junk Drawer Kathy : August 5, 2009 at 9:07 AM

I sometimes have the same problem with my 3 boys. Better get me one of them tank-tops (child beaters?)

# posted by

Bad Momma : August 5, 2009 at 9:10 AM

But they look so sweet and innocent!

# posted by

Putting the FUN in DysFUNctional : August 5, 2009 at 9:17 AM

Oh, and you have too many teeth to be white trash.

# posted by

Putting the FUN in DysFUNctional : August 5, 2009 at 9:18 AM

Blue looks exactly like my dog Lucky, and he barks at EVERYTHING. I actually had a post about it last month(kinda)
http://ramblingsandrunons.blogspot.com/2009/06/oh-this-is-so-me.html
I feel a bit like white trash after days like that...

# posted by

Jason : August 5, 2009 at 10:02 AM

If it's gonna fit like that, I say Go for it!

# posted by

unmitigated me : August 5, 2009 at 10:03 AM

Now we've had pictures of your dogs, can we have some of your bitches?

# posted by

Ian Newbold : August 5, 2009 at 10:09 AM

Ah, kids and dogs. Life would be so boring without them. Relaxing, but boring.

# posted by

Kevin McKeever : August 5, 2009 at 10:16 AM

YES! I second WeaselMomma. Tube top REQUIRED unless it also comes in that shirt that's made out of underwear.

SEX-AY!

# posted by

Colleen - Mommy Always Wins : August 5, 2009 at 10:35 AM

That could be MY house; we have Harley, the God knows HOW old golden Lab, then Lola, the one year old lab mix, and in the middle the 3 yr old Wiemereiner; and between the kids and the dogs and the cats, well, I spend the majority of my days yelling at some or all to just get outside. And that in a nutshell is why I love to go to work.

# posted by

Kori : August 5, 2009 at 10:58 AM

-->I have two female labs (chocolate and yellow) who get along despite the huge age difference and color barriers. (kidding!)

If you search for "dogs" on my blog you'll see how they're *abused* by their non-fixed male dog friends.

www.WebSavyMom.com

# posted by

Deb : August 5, 2009 at 11:04 AM

we have a black lab named Daisy. She isn't as rambunkious (sp?) at 3 years of age though....I'm glad for that.

# posted by

Corey~living and loving : August 5, 2009 at 12:31 PM

Is it weird that your picture looks exactly like my kids fighting?

# posted by

Carolyn...Online : August 5, 2009 at 12:45 PM

If you get the shirt, you'll need some beer-can earrings to go with it. And a washing machine in the front yard. And a shotgun.

# posted by

Tom : August 5, 2009 at 12:54 PM

holy hell that picture!

Okay, if you buy that shirt you have to wear it with inappropriately short Daisy Dukes and heels in the front yard, while yelling at the dog with blue eyeshadow, a cigarette hanging off your lip and a pearl light can in one hand.

Then, take a picture ;-)
love

# posted by

Rachel : August 5, 2009 at 2:17 PM

How the heck did you get such a great shot..

I kinda side with Blue Daisy scares me too.. :)

# posted by

Kim : August 5, 2009 at 3:03 PM

Yeah, I am constantly breaking up spitting / hissing fights between three cats... they each take turns playing bully. While the fraidy-cat DOG hides.

# posted by

Maureen : August 5, 2009 at 3:13 PM

aww they look sweet!

# posted by

Charlie on the PA Turnpike : August 5, 2009 at 3:23 PM

To be effective, make sure you buy it in extra-small. Oh, and stand on your porch with curlers in your hair yelling at the kids to get off of your toilet planter.

# posted by

NukeDad : August 5, 2009 at 3:42 PM

Would you just give me the damn dog already? :)

# posted by

Melisa Wells : August 5, 2009 at 3:55 PM

I would totally buy that shirt. It has nothing to do with my (stupid) dog, and everything to do with my upbringing.

# posted by

Angella : August 5, 2009 at 4:02 PM

I don't have a dog, but I want that shirt because nothing says I'm White Trash better than a t-shirt that actually says it.

# posted by

Everyday Goddess : August 5, 2009 at 4:24 PM

LOL - I often find myself yelling the same thing while I'm working from home. 2 dogs can be more work than 2 kids sometimes.

I think I need one of those shirts, too. Although I want mine in the "wife beater" style. (Not PC, I know, I know, sorry.) You know what I'm talking about though? Regular t-shirt cut with the sleeves cut off?

# posted by

Ashlie- Mommycosm : August 5, 2009 at 5:03 PM

That dog-teeth photo freaked me out. Do they hurt each other?

# posted by

Mum-me : August 5, 2009 at 7:53 PM

Nice shirt. I say go for it but I want to see you in it.

# posted by

Kimberly Wright : August 5, 2009 at 8:42 PM

YAHHHH_AAIIIGGHH! That was scary! The dog snarl, not the shirt.

The shirt was kinda hot. Go for it! :)

# posted by

Irish Gumbo : August 5, 2009 at 8:44 PM

HA!

# posted by

Millicent : August 5, 2009 at 8:55 PM

I think that Melisa and I could share joint custody of Daisy. And I mean, shit! Can Blue be any meaner? *snickers*

# posted by

Anonymous : August 5, 2009 at 9:20 PM

ps: definitely order the tube top version of that shirt.

but it'd be more trashier if you made it yourself ;)

# posted by

Anonymous : August 5, 2009 at 9:21 PM

only, and I do mean, ONLY if you have the welcome mat that states:

'Mess with us, you're messing with the whole trailer park'

# posted by

Anonymous : August 5, 2009 at 11:45 PM

Wow! Blue didn't seem that mean when I met her. Blue seemed like such a mellow dog. Daisy does annoy Blue doesn't she?
I've got a George. My cat smacks him around.
Love the T-shirt!

# posted by

SurprisedMom : August 5, 2009 at 11:47 PM

Wow! Blue didn't seem that mean when I met her. Blue seemed like such a mellow dog. Daisy does annoy Blue doesn't she?
I've got a George. My cat smacks him around.
Love the T-shirt!

# posted by

SurprisedMom : August 5, 2009 at 11:47 PM

Don't be ashamed. Embraced your white trashiness. I do. :D

# posted by

Jared : August 6, 2009 at 1:31 AM

hmmm. i've seen that expression ...

on *MY* face when the rat dogs are screaming at each other.

ingrates.

# posted by

the planet of janet : August 6, 2009 at 2:09 AM

Holy crap, I am so afraid of the dog with his chops open! scary! ps, I own that shirt.. wait I am that shirt! lol

# posted by

Devri : August 6, 2009 at 3:36 AM

It's only white trash if you do it with a cigarette hanging out of your mouth while wearing bunny slippers on your front lawn with a PBR in your hand.

# posted by

Avitable : August 6, 2009 at 8:06 AM

Does that T come cinched like that because I would so wear it...oh, but wait, I guess I'd have to change that to "yellow"...my bad...

# posted by

Karen MEG : August 6, 2009 at 10:52 AM

My Boston Terrier LOST AN EYE getting in my red heeler's face like that and it never even slowed him down. I tell him on a daily basis, "If you lose your other eye, I'm going to have to strap you to that dog just so you can go out into the yard! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT!? A SEEING EYE DOG!?"

Hmm... maybe there's a shirt like that that just says CRAZY on the front?

# posted by

Gertrude Groggins - : August 6, 2009 at 11:11 AM

I actually think my kids could wear that shirt and no one around here would question it.

Hey, it was great meeting you at Blogher. Check out the Dublin Fest sometime--it's lots of fun.

# posted by

Meg : August 6, 2009 at 5:46 PM

Replace those two dogs with my two older sons and then replace that black tank with a white one that has a couple holes and beer stains on it.... and you've got my summer "vacation."

Lord help me.

# posted by

Amy W : August 7, 2009 at 11:02 PM

Ahahahahahahahahahha!

# posted by

meleah rebeccah : August 9, 2009 at 2:59 PM

That doesn't sound like fun. That last picture of the two was kind of intense.

# posted by

Jaina : August 10, 2009 at 7:14 PM

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