At the grocery store the other day, I was approached by a man. Yes, you read that correctly. I was approached by a man. Me! An upper-30ish...uh..."big-boned" woman, who not only still gets zits on my face, but who currently also has two zits ON MY NECK...approached BY A MAN.

He walked over, smiled and said, "I really like your glasses." Oh, did I forget to mention that? I wear glasses too.

Nevertheless, I thanked him. Then he responded, "No. I really like them."

Again I said, "Thank you."

Then he pulled his cart next to mine, leaned closer and whispered, "I was just distracting your daughter. I wanted to let you know that I heard you tell her to get some Shredded Wheat, but instead she put a box of Lucky Charms in your cart".

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