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Tuesday, October 13, 2009

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Not too long ago my kids spent the night at my Mom's house. They call her Vo-Vo, which is supposed to be Portuguese for "Grandma", but who knows if we're getting that right. We recently found out that instead of telling the kids they have a cute "behind" we've been telling them they have a nice "ass".

When I picked up the kids after their night at Vo-Vo's, she told me that my son had been well-behaved, which is in stark contradiction to this list.

This list was compiled by my daughter, detailing all the things her brother did wrong. Let's review, shall we?

Stuck his tongue out at me 5 times

Tried to color me

Tried to murder me

Didn't listen

Banged table

Kept trying scraping Vo-Vo's car

What we can gather from this is that three of the items were him simply "trying" to do something wrong. Clearly, we need to work on his follow through.

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# posted by Momo Fali : 6:46 AM
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Are you sure that says trying scraping vo-vo's car? It looks like DRIVING to me. rofl
# posted by Blogger Aunt Juicebox : October 13, 2009 at 9:11 AM
 
This is hilarious!

Also super funny - you've been telling them they have a nice ass. HAHAHA!
# posted by Blogger Amy : October 13, 2009 at 9:28 AM
 
Isn't textbook classic that sibs are always trying to get each other trouble and grandparents seeing noticing nothing but the glorious of shining halos?
# posted by Blogger WeaselMomma : October 13, 2009 at 9:29 AM
 
LOL - why do I find the "tried to murder me" the funniest?!
# posted by Anonymous Ashlie- Mommycosm : October 13, 2009 at 9:51 AM
 
Do you mean we are NOT supposed to tell our kids they have a nice ass? Sheeeesh, I am in trouble.
# posted by Anonymous Kori : October 13, 2009 at 11:20 AM
 
Yeah, since he didn;t actually succeed in murdering her, should he still be punished? That would be like punishing someone for trying to be bad, be they just weren't good at it.
# posted by Blogger Surfer Jay : October 13, 2009 at 11:46 AM
 
Wow! This is exactly what my kids will be writing about each other.

She missed, "Keeps looking at me," though.
# posted by Blogger Sadia : October 13, 2009 at 12:14 PM
 
-->Hilarious! I remember many times just telling the kids to not touch each other, look at each other Or think about each other. haha...

~deb
www.WebSavyMom.com
# posted by Blogger Deb : October 13, 2009 at 12:52 PM
 
What would the world be with sisters to provide the real story!
# posted by Blogger Dapoppins : October 13, 2009 at 1:21 PM
 
this is so funny! I wonder who's telling the truth...
# posted by Blogger designHER Momma : October 13, 2009 at 1:36 PM
 
I am dying over 'color me' AND 'murder me' toooo funny!!!
# posted by Blogger Unknown : October 13, 2009 at 2:04 PM
 
Ah, the sweet universal language of siblings (*snerk*).
# posted by Anonymous AlisonH : October 13, 2009 at 2:32 PM
 
That is adorable. Amazing the view from the sibling side :-)

Trying to murder me :-) HA!
# posted by Blogger Rachel : October 13, 2009 at 2:33 PM
 
tried to murder me..
classic.
classic sibling love.
# posted by Blogger Kim : October 13, 2009 at 2:51 PM
 
I love it!

Murder..such a strong emotion....LOL

This is so cute!
# posted by Blogger Oscar : October 13, 2009 at 3:21 PM
 
Notice that the "stuck his tongue out at me" part is listed above the "murder" part. Probably because the tongue-sticking is irrefutable, whereas the murder part was speculative. I see a future in criminal justice here.
# posted by Anonymous Tom : October 13, 2009 at 3:25 PM
 
Oh my gosh---that is too funny
loved how 'tried to murder me' is nestled in between 'tried to color me' and 'didn't listen'---like they are all pretty much the same ;)
# posted by Blogger Miss Lisa : October 13, 2009 at 4:02 PM
 
Not so fast there. Attempted murder is preferrable to the real deal most of the time.
# posted by Blogger James (SeattleDad) : October 13, 2009 at 4:26 PM
 
I will steal that child one day, and make him MINE! bwahahahahah!
# posted by Blogger Heather : October 13, 2009 at 7:52 PM
 
I could so see my kids writing a list like this.
# posted by Blogger Kimberly Wright : October 13, 2009 at 8:29 PM
 
Lol. I hope she actually had some time to enjoy herself too.
# posted by Blogger Jaina : October 13, 2009 at 8:39 PM
 
Yes, but did his grandparent wasn't looking? That could account for the difference in reports from his Vo-Vo and his sister. Siblings. The only thing worse is when they gang together against YOU!
# posted by Blogger SurprisedMom : October 13, 2009 at 9:07 PM
 
Leave it to a grandmother to overlook attempted murder.
# posted by Blogger Putting the FUN in DysFUNctional : October 14, 2009 at 7:09 AM
 
Does Vo-Vo have a Volvo? OK. That wasn't funny. Sorry.
# posted by Anonymous Out-Numbered : October 14, 2009 at 2:07 PM
 
Sister must have some good defense moves too. It could be to her credit that two of those were only listed as trying.
# posted by Blogger Otter Thomas : October 14, 2009 at 5:11 PM
 
Very Funny list!
# posted by Blogger Geezees Custom Canvas Art : October 15, 2009 at 11:15 AM
 
Ahahahaha! First laughing at the list... then breaking out in LOL at "Tried to murder me"!!!
# posted by Blogger Maureen : October 15, 2009 at 12:18 PM
 
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