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Friday, October 10, 2008

Spanning the Globe

It has been reported that Angelina Jolie was recently tattooed with the longitudes and latitudes that mark the birthplaces of all six of her children.

In honor of my kids I've decided to take the easy way out, and just have a GPS implanted in my arm.

Labels: Ramblings

# posted by Momo Fali : 6:40 AM

Comments:

even easier, just let your son take a sharpie to your arm....it'll last longer!! :)

# posted by

Unknown : October 10, 2008 at 7:22 AM

Implant the GPS in their arms instead. This way you can still hide from them when you need to.

# posted by

WeaselMomma : October 10, 2008 at 8:02 AM

oooh darn! weaselmomma took my idea! :-)

# posted by

MamaMo : October 10, 2008 at 8:53 AM

Hahaha! You are so freaking funny! That's so awesome!

# posted by

Jodi : October 10, 2008 at 8:55 AM

Hee hee, I might get a picture of a bed. Niiiiice.

# posted by

Jo Beaufoix : October 10, 2008 at 9:36 AM

I'm torn on this - it's kinda unique, but kinda stupid at the same time.

# posted by

Heather : October 10, 2008 at 9:52 AM

I think she already had the other four - she just added the two new ones for the twins. I totally agree with weaselmomma - awesome idea.

# posted by

kaila : October 10, 2008 at 10:46 AM

Lol.

# posted by

Jaina : October 10, 2008 at 10:48 AM

Angie makes my head want to explode with her mom of the century crap. Just sayin'

# posted by

Kat : October 10, 2008 at 11:10 AM

*snort*

# posted by

Mama Dawg : October 10, 2008 at 11:25 AM

Wow--maybe this way she will know when her skin is too full for any more tatoos that she is done adopting?!

# posted by

Miss Lisa : October 10, 2008 at 11:41 AM

My Lat/Lon tattoo would be way less exotic. And much shorter.

I think she's just building herself some tattoo sleeves-- there's still hundreds of other "Third World" countries overrun with orphans to go!

# posted by

LiteralDan : October 10, 2008 at 11:49 AM

i don't know... I really like her. I am a sentimental/symbolism/analytical kind of girl and I think this idea is completely cool...

# posted by

Misty : October 10, 2008 at 11:59 AM

And this is the kind of thing that people with way too much money do.

# posted by

Kori : October 10, 2008 at 1:09 PM

*L* wish I thought of it first... that tattoo of hers is just so doggone ugly! It looks like some kinda thug. Weird. I DO however love the one on the back of her neck that says Know Your Rights.

# posted by

Birdie : October 10, 2008 at 1:17 PM

HA HA HA HA HA HA.
have a good weekend!

# posted by

Anonymous : October 10, 2008 at 2:41 PM

I heard she was planning on having their genetic code sequences tatooed on her thigh, but was told she'd have to had swallowed Michael Moore first.

# posted by

Tom : October 10, 2008 at 4:51 PM

Such dedication! I just put an atlas in the bathroom reading drawer.

# posted by

Anonymous : October 10, 2008 at 5:39 PM

ah shit. you mean i didn't need to get the entire birth certificate plastered all over my butt?

crap.

literally.

# posted by

holly : October 10, 2008 at 6:35 PM

Give me a freaking break.

# posted by

And I'll Raise You 5 : October 10, 2008 at 7:50 PM

angelina makes me throw up a little in my mouth...

but the gps unit. that has some merit. i want a tracker planted in each of my kids.

oh, wait. no i don't. i do NOT want to know where my grown children spend their grownup time. ew.

# posted by

the planet of janet : October 10, 2008 at 8:19 PM

Jolie is a freak! Just make sure to turn off the voice feature on the GPS before the implant.

# posted by

Tara R. : October 10, 2008 at 9:00 PM

I swear these famous people have too much time on their hands!

# posted by

Anonymous : October 10, 2008 at 10:07 PM

No offense, Momo...but I enjoyed reading the comments more than the original post! ;-)

# posted by

Colleen - Mommy Always Wins : October 10, 2008 at 11:09 PM

Did you hear me guffaw? And then the comment above about turning the voice off first. oh. my. goodness. LOL!!!

# posted by

Anonymous : October 11, 2008 at 3:19 AM

Plus that crap looks like a bar code.

# posted by

Anonymous : October 11, 2008 at 2:18 PM

Mine would have boring latitude and longitude; they were born in hospitals next door to each other in the same city.

# posted by

Daisy : October 11, 2008 at 9:06 PM

Is it really that hard for her to find the kids or that hard for them to find her?

# posted by

Aunt Debbi/kurts mom : October 11, 2008 at 10:47 PM

LOL! Love it!

# posted by

Anonymous : October 12, 2008 at 2:30 AM

I do think this particular tattoo thing is a bit weird, and her and Brad are a bit "out there", but to each her own.... I saw her cover photo for W magazine where she's breastfeeding and I think that's awesome! More power to women who are trying to get breastfeeding seen as an everyday, normal, and wonderful thing!

# posted by

Anonymous : October 12, 2008 at 1:13 PM

Bwhwhwhwhwhwwhahahaha! Had to tell my husband! Gosh, I love you.

BTW...I am feeling challenged by some of my recent comments, Just how many kids do I need to have spend the night to be really crazy...? My two best girlfriends have a total of seven...plus my four....It would be fun, you think?

# posted by

Dapoppins : October 12, 2008 at 4:12 PM

LOl.. good one..though I also love weaslemoms suggestion..lol

# posted by

Anonymous : October 12, 2008 at 9:52 PM

LMAO-well i have decided to buy shock collars and remind them daily how much i love them! ;-)

# posted by

Unknown : October 12, 2008 at 11:51 PM

I think your idea is much more practical.

# posted by

Anonymous : October 13, 2008 at 7:43 PM

Oh god, I can actually FIND YOU NOW. Thank you Jesus for Google Earth.

# posted by

Mr Lady : October 15, 2008 at 3:08 AM

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