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Tuesday, April 8, 2008

The Fellas Have More To Worry About Than I Thought

My husband and I were talking about what a hard time he's going to have when our daughter gets older, and boys start paying her attention. To put it mildly, her Daddy won't come off as kind and gentle to her suitors.

I relayed this information to my nine year old daughter and said, "I feel sorry for the guys you're going to have in your life. It won't be easy for them, or for you."

To which she replied, "It's really okay, Mom. I'm not worried about it...I plan on being a widow."

Labels: Family Life, Kids, My Better Half, Shameless Statements

# posted by Momo Fali : 7:57 AM

Comments:

Hey, at least she has GOALS. Let's hope she marries for money that first time!!

# posted by

Anonymous : April 8, 2008 at 9:01 AM

priceless

# posted by

Birdie : April 8, 2008 at 9:26 AM

hahahaha! Indeed, at least she HAS goals, right? ;) Your kids say the most hilarious things...

# posted by

Ashley : April 8, 2008 at 9:57 AM

Is your house this funny all of the time? If so, I want in!

# posted by

Jodi : April 8, 2008 at 10:05 AM

I need to come over and drink the water in your house.. How do your kids get it right everytime?? LOL

# posted by

Anonymous : April 8, 2008 at 10:25 AM

Your daughter is very funny! I worry about when my twin girls get older. I may have to tell them this widow story. I normally don't believe in putting ideas in their heads, but we're talking dating here!

# posted by

Michael C : April 8, 2008 at 10:38 AM

HAHAHA..hopefully a RICH widow!! She's got goals, give her that!!

# posted by

chefmom : April 8, 2008 at 10:53 AM

There must be a small country out there in need of a dictator. I'll check for you the next time I jump on careerbuilder.com. She is stone cold efficient.

# posted by

BusyDad : April 8, 2008 at 11:36 AM

a widow? Wow...

Well, we all have to have goals. I just wonder, who is responsible for this widowship?

# posted by

Misty : April 8, 2008 at 12:50 PM

HAHAHAHA. Amazing.

# posted by

Emery Jo : April 8, 2008 at 12:56 PM

I sometimes hope my girls will be gay so we don't have to deal w/ boys. Ick - teenage boys. Blech.

# posted by

Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] : April 8, 2008 at 1:19 PM

A black one?

# posted by

María : April 8, 2008 at 1:51 PM

So she's gonna cook just like her mama then....

;0)

# posted by

Martin : April 8, 2008 at 2:33 PM

Looks like Dad won't have to worry about the boys. Sounds like she is going to take care of them herself. :D Your kids are off-the-hook funny!

# posted by

Jared : April 8, 2008 at 2:41 PM

The way you describe your husband's attitude, made me think of the Rodney Atkins song, Cleaning My Gun.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjO9kX4npVY

# posted by

eeore : April 8, 2008 at 2:51 PM

psychic? that is so funny.

# posted by

Texasholly : April 8, 2008 at 3:38 PM

ha ha ha ha...

That makes TWO of us!

# posted by

Anonymous : April 8, 2008 at 3:40 PM

Atta Girl!!!!

# posted by

The Laundress : April 8, 2008 at 3:42 PM

Perfect! Maybe she can be roomies with my 9 year old daughter who claims she's just gonna be a spinster (with cats and dogs and rabbits and hamsters).

# posted by

Anonymous : April 8, 2008 at 4:02 PM

It's good to have a life plan... that's hilarious.

# posted by

Tara R. : April 8, 2008 at 5:23 PM

Let's hope she marries for money ;)

# posted by

velocibadgergirl : April 8, 2008 at 9:38 PM

I hope the future mother-in-law doesn't read your blog! That's was hilarious!

# posted by

Bee : April 8, 2008 at 9:48 PM

That is funny...you'll have to share this plan at her rehersal dinner in the very distant future (after LOTS of wine of course)

# posted by

Miss Lisa : April 8, 2008 at 10:45 PM

Awesome!

# posted by

Ok, Where Was I? : April 8, 2008 at 10:57 PM

Oh boy! Those guys better watch out! LOl!

# posted by

Angie : April 8, 2008 at 10:58 PM

Oh my gosh, HILARIOUS!
With the four girls, we are investing in multiple shotguns.

# posted by

Amy : April 9, 2008 at 10:02 AM

Brilliant title!! Absolutely love it!

# posted by

MamaMo : April 9, 2008 at 10:09 AM

LOL Kids say the darndest things don't they? Priceless for sure. :)

# posted by

Anonymous : April 9, 2008 at 10:32 AM

The question is, given the conversation starter, does she plan to let her Dad do the widowmaking?

# posted by

LiteralDan : April 9, 2008 at 10:44 AM

Funny yet scary at the same time. -Jeremy @ Discovering Dad

# posted by

Resim : April 9, 2008 at 10:48 AM

Snort, that is hilarious. Mr B has already told our two that they won't be allowed to date until they're 30. Yeah, he wishes.

# posted by

Jo Beaufoix : April 9, 2008 at 1:51 PM

She has a good head on her shoulders, that girl. LOL.

# posted by

Anonymous : April 10, 2008 at 10:59 AM

*Snicker* She's my new hero.

# posted by

Anonymous : April 10, 2008 at 1:40 PM

tee hee...your posts are always so wonderful. I love that you can find the little things that make us all giggle.
have a great day.

# posted by

Corey~living and loving : April 10, 2008 at 4:33 PM

i love your whole freakin' family momo. i have a headache poking out my eyeball, and you made me laugh. nice!

# posted by

holly : April 10, 2008 at 7:59 PM

That was hilarious!! I just had to show it to my husband. He fell off his chair - he was laughing so hard!

# posted by

Anonymous : April 14, 2008 at 1:57 PM

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