tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-335466019866048137.post708904405476834959..comments2023-09-02T10:30:43.499-04:00Comments on Momo Fali's: Parenting Secrets We Like to Keep SecretMomo Falihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09735425888226178189noreply@blogger.comBlogger38125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-335466019866048137.post-62359873238650957492007-11-25T07:28:00.000-05:002007-11-25T07:28:00.000-05:00My first snort/guffaw of laughter today, very funn...My first snort/guffaw of laughter today, very funny.<BR/><BR/>Nice blog, I'm catching up on it !Martinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11044403947730363259noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-335466019866048137.post-7213957851134991092007-10-29T16:25:00.000-04:002007-10-29T16:25:00.000-04:00All families have cutesy monikers for "private bod...All families have cutesy monikers for "private body parts". <BR/><BR/>One of the phrases we used constantly tell our son was "Get your hands off the dog's tweeter".<BR/><BR/>Great stuff.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-335466019866048137.post-25067832511849626872007-10-26T19:00:00.000-04:002007-10-26T19:00:00.000-04:00Oh I am laughing so hard! Thanks! That was not on...Oh I am laughing so hard! Thanks! That was not only TRUE but funny!Mimihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07459462647391788643noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-335466019866048137.post-62289599302589483512007-10-24T08:14:00.000-04:002007-10-24T08:14:00.000-04:00SHHH!! Don't TELL! WHY are you telling? Let us mai...SHHH!! Don't TELL! WHY are you telling? Let us maintain a shred of dignity....oh wait...I lost my dignity during childbirth....or possibly at my final pre-natal exam...carry on!Mommin' It Up!https://www.blogger.com/profile/06415715046274614572noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-335466019866048137.post-41335862206242710442007-10-23T23:26:00.000-04:002007-10-23T23:26:00.000-04:00I found a pile of 17 wet Pullups in the back of my...I found a pile of 17 wet Pullups in the back of my son's closet, under his toys. Yes, all the toys had to be washed. The carpet had to be shampooed. And I cried.<BR/><BR/>All because he didn't want to get in trouble for a wet Pullup. <BR/><BR/>May I just say, 17 wet Pullups will get you in a lot more trouble?Tristi Pinkstonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12122250747480013804noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-335466019866048137.post-13181872321698991862007-10-23T16:54:00.000-04:002007-10-23T16:54:00.000-04:00How about when you take apart a car seat to clean ...How about when you take apart a car seat to clean it? I seriously thought a rat was going to jump out at me when I removed the cover from my Britax. <BR/><BR/>As for the sippy cups with milk. When I find one under the bed, or in the car, I shake it. If I detect anything solid in it-it's history!Caffeine Courthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12114563296300136523noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-335466019866048137.post-17754593642813265222007-10-23T09:26:00.000-04:002007-10-23T09:26:00.000-04:00good morning.thanks for stopping by my buzz site.a...good morning.<BR/><BR/>thanks for stopping by my buzz site.<BR/><BR/>ah, i loved the bottle for your son to pee in if necessary comment! you made me giggle! i must come back again to read more of your blog. gotta run, take care, kathleen :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-335466019866048137.post-21633247602710963772007-10-22T21:43:00.000-04:002007-10-22T21:43:00.000-04:00I already knew the one about Chutes and ladders be...I already knew the one about Chutes and ladders before kids, but the rest were quite a surprise!<BR/><BR/>This was a hilarious post!Jennifer https://www.blogger.com/profile/08191366421121919596noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-335466019866048137.post-87240277069572486362007-10-22T17:17:00.000-04:002007-10-22T17:17:00.000-04:00THAT was disturbingly funny.Know what else is dist...THAT was disturbingly funny.<BR/>Know what else is disturbingly funny? The ads coming up on your Google AdSense, I'm guessing based on this post and the last.TZThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01115184964695756281noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-335466019866048137.post-91521752363408911382007-10-22T16:45:00.000-04:002007-10-22T16:45:00.000-04:00Now, if we had told you all that, would you have h...Now, if we had told you all that, would you have had children?? Hmmm??? Where then would that leaves us in our responsibility toward procreation??cathouse terihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02547258612468286876noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-335466019866048137.post-66093565272183253742007-10-22T13:32:00.000-04:002007-10-22T13:32:00.000-04:00ROFLMAO. OMG these are great.I've had to tell mine...ROFLMAO. OMG these are great.<BR/><BR/>I've had to tell mine "Quit kissing the toilet."Genevieve Hinsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06183893510449821362noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-335466019866048137.post-5114456301611907642007-10-21T14:03:00.000-04:002007-10-21T14:03:00.000-04:00So true, so true. I think if I had known all this,...So true, so true. I think if I had known all this, I would have had second thoughts about having a child :-)<BR/><BR/>Great post!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-335466019866048137.post-7287265134530251302007-10-20T22:50:00.000-04:002007-10-20T22:50:00.000-04:00how much do I love laughing out loud when I'm read...how much do I love laughing out loud when I'm reading a blog? It doesn't happen that often so I truly cherish it.<BR/>i think it was the leaf line.Candacehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00079944938192835478noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-335466019866048137.post-78272066057562369902007-10-20T11:51:00.000-04:002007-10-20T11:51:00.000-04:00I got one for you. How about don't climb the wall...I got one for you. How about don't climb the walls.... and I mean literally not figuratively. LOLAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-335466019866048137.post-37478898170617164852007-10-19T14:30:00.000-04:002007-10-19T14:30:00.000-04:00You said it sister! The reason nobody tells you is...You said it sister! The reason nobody tells you is either (a) they want you to join in on their misery or (b) they're so tired that can't think straight. Then, there is (c) Both A and B.Irenehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05395105388151956259noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-335466019866048137.post-19207108522063811212007-10-19T11:25:00.000-04:002007-10-19T11:25:00.000-04:00ROFL!!!!!!! The booger thing...it's so funny the t...ROFL!!!!!!! The booger thing...it's so funny the things that become "normal" in the context of motherhood. Sometimes if my bff hangs out(childless) with the fam, she shoots me quite a few disgusted glances, I'm like "just you wait" in my head!<BR/>FUNNY!!!Jhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10188988436985226986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-335466019866048137.post-67576776857309004462007-10-19T08:30:00.000-04:002007-10-19T08:30:00.000-04:00I am going as the Nose Avenger for Halloween. I'm...I am going as the Nose Avenger for Halloween. I'm so booger and nose obsessed, it's not even funny. Toothpicks. Crap, and here I've been being gentle with Q-tips!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-335466019866048137.post-4640611962712270402007-10-19T01:23:00.000-04:002007-10-19T01:23:00.000-04:00Ah, so funny! And so true. Never thought of using ...Ah, so funny! And so true. Never thought of using a toothpick. I've used tweezers before, though...Mediocre Housewifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13747124059700758873noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-335466019866048137.post-23873783778156498072007-10-19T01:19:00.000-04:002007-10-19T01:19:00.000-04:00I think it's a preservation of the species thing.....I think it's a preservation of the species thing... If we had only known... : )<BR/><BR/>Chunky-milk-filled sippy cups - my favorite treasure hunt game : PAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-335466019866048137.post-63893020117627342302007-10-19T00:13:00.000-04:002007-10-19T00:13:00.000-04:00Lol I love your list! One thing I never thought I ...Lol I love your list! One thing I never thought I would be doing is talking about poop as much as I talk about it now. My husband and I have daily conversations about how many times our son pooped and all the details. Corn poopie, Sweet potatoe, mmm green bean poop is my favorite! Ha ha Just kidding!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-335466019866048137.post-43807482600863924632007-10-18T21:54:00.000-04:002007-10-18T21:54:00.000-04:00Aren't those sippy cups with the fuzzy black used-...Aren't those sippy cups with the fuzzy black used-to-be milk a joy to find?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-335466019866048137.post-63383575981371664922007-10-18T19:19:00.000-04:002007-10-18T19:19:00.000-04:00...that poop becomes hard and crusty when removed ......that poop becomes hard and crusty when removed from a diaper and smeared onto a coffee table.<BR/><BR/>LMAO! Awesome! I love this stuff. I think we all have our lists but yours is perfect.Joeprahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15249876940389431970noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-335466019866048137.post-49393458156425418542007-10-18T17:13:00.000-04:002007-10-18T17:13:00.000-04:00If we knew, the Proliferation of Man? Not so much....If we knew, the Proliferation of Man? Not so much.BOSSYhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12137297805742498961noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-335466019866048137.post-36072731980970647582007-10-18T13:52:00.000-04:002007-10-18T13:52:00.000-04:00I hate that these are all true. Worse yet - I hat...I hate that these are all true. Worse yet - I hate that it made me laugh because it's true! Good job and Godspeed!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-335466019866048137.post-61168407494751050852007-10-18T12:15:00.000-04:002007-10-18T12:15:00.000-04:00Its best to keep to NOT tell expecting parents the...Its best to keep to NOT tell expecting parents these sorts of things. Who would want to even have a child after hearing all of these stories?terancedubyahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13764298425550204786noreply@blogger.com