Comments on Momo Fali's: I Won't Be Flicking My Bic For An Encore

i don't get the flicking my bic thing. i'm so dumb...

2008-05-05T18:43:00.000-04:00

i don't get the flicking my bic thing. i'm so dumb.

i totally heart dogs. but i totally don't heart dog farts or dog maintenance. so no dogs for me. i'll just continue to visit my mom's dogs. that'll do.

and i find i don't need a puppy when i have a three year old boy. they are very similar only my boy talks. a bit. okay he doesn't. talk, damnit boy!

What about pig ears - have you gotten pig ears yet...

2008-05-01T22:33:00.000-04:00

What about pig ears - have you gotten pig ears yet?

DON'T DO IT.

Yewch!

ANY PETS... (oops)

2008-05-01T18:24:00.000-04:00

ANY PETS... (oops)

Im so glad I dont have nay pets

2008-05-01T18:23:00.000-04:00

Im so glad I dont have nay pets

Ahh, I'd almost forgotten one of the less-discusse...

2008-05-01T14:03:00.000-04:00

Ahh, I'd almost forgotten one of the less-discussed joys of dog ownership (it's been awhile).

Somehow, they're ALWAYS silent. I think that might be the worst part. By the time you know to run for cover, it's already coating your lungs. Knowing that fact is half the revulsion, I think.

What DO they put in dog food? Gross!

2008-05-01T13:32:00.000-04:00

What DO they put in dog food? Gross!

Seriously, HOW do they get such bad gas? Is there ...

2008-05-01T08:59:00.000-04:00

Seriously, HOW do they get such bad gas? Is there something in dogs stomachs that turn things rotten?

So gross.... My old dog used to each cat poo out o...

2008-05-01T06:28:00.000-04:00

So gross.... My old dog used to each cat poo out of the litterbox. It was so disgusting...

Ouch. Outdoor dog? soon?

2008-04-30T22:46:00.000-04:00

Ouch. Outdoor dog? soon?

At least our Lab is not 'silent, but deadly.' She ...

2008-04-30T18:43:00.000-04:00

At least our Lab is not 'silent, but deadly.' She is noisy and will look at you like you were the source. Yeah, all that is not included in the puppy packets.

Try giving her some plain yougurt, which sometimes...

2008-04-30T18:17:00.000-04:00

Try giving her some plain yougurt, which sometimes helps. At least she's not eating goose poop snacks, which add bad breath to the other end -- ahhh... delightful! ;(

Oh Momo, this post has me nearly on the floor laug...

2008-04-30T17:56:00.000-04:00

Oh Momo, this post has me nearly on the floor laughing. Maybe we ought to send you a gas mask?

Brachycephalic breeds have the worst gas. And they...

2008-04-30T16:00:00.001-04:00

Brachycephalic breeds have the worst gas. And they are my fave. So I'm surrounded by horrible gas.

I'm so glad my husband reads your blog!

2008-04-30T16:00:00.000-04:00

I'm so glad my husband reads your blog!

I was going to recommend some reading material... ...

2008-04-30T15:06:00.000-04:00

I was going to recommend some reading material... but Soapbox Mom beat me to it. Seriously, check it out! It's hilarious, and there's a series of them too! Walter the Farting Dog... worth the read.

Ha ha! I know what you mean -- we all gag when ou...

2008-04-30T14:03:00.000-04:00

Ha ha! I know what you mean -- we all gag when our dog releases some of her toots. Smells I don't think I've ever smelled...

Given that your family has such a great sense of humor, I recommend "Walter the Farting Dog" to er, sweeten the air, or well, maybe just to give you a different perspective on the topic:
http://www.amazon.com/Walter-Farting-Dog-William-Kotzwinkle/dp/1583940537/ref=pd_bbs_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1209578446&sr=8-2

and I see he now has sequels:
WtFD Farts Again;
Rough Weather Ahead for WtFD;
WtFD: Banned From the Beach;
WtFD: Trouble at the Yard Sale; and
WtFD Goes on a Cruise.

;-)

Oh my Bob that is so funny. We always knew when m...

2008-04-30T13:57:00.000-04:00

Oh my Bob that is so funny. We always knew when my dog Jazz had done a really bad one as she'd sniff her bum, then get up and leave the room.
She was a chocolate brown stink bag but I loved her so much.

And your name has been drawn for Pay it Forward if you're still up for it.
I'll announce it on my blog later. x

I had a dog just like this when I was a kid. I st...

2008-04-30T13:20:00.000-04:00

I had a dog just like this when I was a kid. I still remember the way he could clear a room.

Hilarious! Love the Dead Fan image...

As if four farting boys and a husband wasn't enoug...

2008-04-30T13:19:00.000-04:00

As if four farting boys and a husband wasn't enough...this is just one more reason I don't have a dog!

LOL! That's why I have cats!

2008-04-30T12:46:00.000-04:00

LOL! That's why I have cats!

We have had to throw all rubber/plastic chew toys ...

2008-04-30T12:22:00.000-04:00

We have had to throw all rubber/plastic chew toys away because our puppy (8 months old) believes that eating them is what they are for... And her gas therefore smells like the most disgusting form of rotten burning rubber or warping plastic.

True, that!I have extensive experience in this are...

2008-04-30T12:18:00.000-04:00

True, that!

I have extensive experience in this area...yet I'm not sure if that's something to brag about.

Dog farts are only rivaled by dog poop in nastines...

2008-04-30T11:48:00.000-04:00

Dog farts are only rivaled by dog poop in nastiness.

We have a friend who has a Greyhound, and that dog...

2008-04-30T11:34:00.000-04:00

We have a friend who has a Greyhound, and that dog could clear a room. Forget weapons of mass destruction. Just aim this dog's ass at the country you'd like to clear and it's done. I feel for ya! Yeah, and Um, when they say a Puggle is a high energy dog, just know that "high energy"="INSANELY energetic!"

ew.thanks.

2008-04-30T10:35:00.000-04:00

ew.thanks.